I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
Randomize
