Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
if you like me you must not know who I am
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
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He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
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I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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