i don't like sucking hair
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
make that 40.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
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Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
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If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.