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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  you're drinking in the law library????

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  ...not a bad idea....

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  probably not a good idea either.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock

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• (512): View more from Texas

  And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points

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• (949): View more from California

  is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?

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• (347): View more from New York

  maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....

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• (904): View more from Florida

  The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong

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• (530): View more from California

  People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.

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