can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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