he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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