I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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