Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
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I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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