google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
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Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
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I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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