Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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