Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
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she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
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I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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