They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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