also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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