I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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