Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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