That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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