it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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