Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
one two three fourrrrnication!
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
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Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
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why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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