I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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