just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
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Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
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He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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