how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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