shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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