she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Operation Purity has been aborted
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He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
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I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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