She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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