Who did Billy Mays play for?
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
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Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
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That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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