everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Randomize
