Don't make out with my wife yet
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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