Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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