come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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