in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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