they need to just BURY HIM!
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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