Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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