Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
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Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
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Do you have feelings for this penis?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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