I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
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Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
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I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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