You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
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In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
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I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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