Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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