Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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