I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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