his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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