I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
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I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
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When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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