I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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