worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
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110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
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Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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