so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I have fence marks all over my body
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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