another moral hangover. fuck.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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