He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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