How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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