so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
You can't just leave with hair like that
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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