Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
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I need you to use more vowels.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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