: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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