would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
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I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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