I'm drive I can fine osifer
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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