I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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