he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
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At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
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He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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