You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
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I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
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In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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