Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
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DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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