How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
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Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
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Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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