where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
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Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
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Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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